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fuckyeahbabyanimals:

Overslurp!

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

Overslurp!

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i feel sick and i miss my boyfriend and i miss my puppy. hmph.

thedailywhat:

Questionable Cupcakes of the Day: Brooklynite Cassie Murdoch baked a whole tray of ‘09 Summer of Death cupcakes for her friend’s birthday.
Mmmmm… Dead celebrities….

i = amused.

thedailywhat:

Questionable Cupcakes of the Day: Brooklynite Cassie Murdoch baked a whole tray of ‘09 Summer of Death cupcakes for her friend’s birthday.

Mmmmm… Dead celebrities….

i = amused.

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Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren’t and it doesn’t matter.
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ohemgee! nerdgasm.

ohemgee! nerdgasm.

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first i was aroused, then i was furious

good afternoon happy people! today there are a couple of things that need acknowledging:

  1. i am on the internet on an airplane right now. GAH!
  2. en route to said airplane, i had an adorable little indian cab driver who drove me slightly insane because he wouldn’t shut up but then was, as previously stated, adorable. i’m generally a cab-time-is-quiet-time type of person (hence the aggravation), but this guy was probably about my dad’s age except TINY (like 5’2” tiny) and spent the majority of our trip talking about his 25 year-old daughter who is a biomedical engineer, just graduated from Cornell and cannot find a job. i enjoy a good back story as much as anyone, and curiosity eventually led little adorable cab driver to give me the following bit of wisdom: “being a parent means being constantly in pain. you’re in pain when your children are small because you work too hard, and you’re in pain when they grow up because they want to leave you. but the pain is worst when they want something they can’t have and there is nothing you can do to give it to them.” there was also some Obama/olympic bid bashing in there, but we’re gonna focus on that precious tidbit above. it made me want to call my mom… which i should do anyway because it’s her birthday tomorrow and i forgot to send her a card. whoops.
  3. and finally, glee last night was my favorite hour of television in the history of favorite hours of television. if you haven’t watched it yet, go hulu that shit and then go read the gawker summary afterwards because that was great too.
fuckyeahbabyanimals:

“I love you, I love you, I love you”

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

“I love you, I love you, I love you”

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The latter would understand the ‘mark’ of gender to be part of the hegemonic signifying economy of the masculine that operates through the self-elaborating mechanisms of specularization that have virtually determined the field of ontology within the Western philosophical tradition.
— i know i’m planning to become a scholarly writer, but sometimes, i really hate scholarly writing.
i. die.

i. die.

an ender’s game reference in pop culture? file under things that quite literally make my life complete.

an ender’s game reference in pop culture? file under things that quite literally make my life complete.

planning things

stresses me out a bit. however, i am very very very very very excited to see a certain someone tomorrow, so i am refusing to be stressed out.

thedailywhat:

OH SH-
Also: The word “bed” looks like a bed.

thedailywhat:

OH SH-

Also: The word “bed” looks like a bed.

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